Basketball This Week (Done) Quickly

2023 NBA Finals - Game 01

First I cover the news of the Monty Williams hiring by Detroit.  Then I dive into the first game of the NBA Finals.  

 

Outro is "Spokesman" by Goldfinger, as surely Michael Malone is playing this song all the time for his team...

I Did This Joke First: Why Pay a Doctor When a Nurse Will Do This Job

I talk about the new coaching hires and the implications of someone with a domestic violence charge taking this job.  I also react to the crazy game 6 and game 7 of the Eastern Conference finals, and give someone their last salute. 

Spurs Still Winning Picks as We Speak

I cover the draft, which I neglected to cover in the last episode, react to what little of the playoffs there is left, and give a losing team its salute.  

Heat Will Not Be Beat

I hop right into playoff react and do that to what might be a very short playoffs.  

I (Don’t) Need A Doctor

I talk about Doc Rivers and the Sixers "parting ways" and react to the first games of the conference finals. 

Grab Your Glocks When You’re Ja Morant, Lose 40 Mil When You’re Ja Morant

I do a break down of the last series I hadn't spoke of yet, cover the news, evlauate Embiid,  salute the teams that need to be saulted, and preview the next round.  Whew.  

Looney Makes AD Loony

I talk about Coach Bud, do a whole playoff react, do nearly all the editing, and remember the whole AD thing.

Rampaging Millionaire Assaults Erratic Billionaire

I talk about the controversy during the Sun's game where Jokic collided with Sun's owner Ishibia in a 

Somebody Told Me That He Was The MVP I Met February of Last Year

I talk about what little news there was, and do a heavy recap of the playoffs due to foolishly waiting too long to start recording twice a week.

Bucks This Playoffs Done Quickly

I immediately talk about the Bucks' shocking elimination.  Then I cover news, and react to the playoffs.